Category: funny horse names

Bites: Fudge

March 24, 2010 – Still Alive
Raced from 2012 – Still Actively Racing
Standardbred Pacer Gelding (Brown) – United States

Name Origin: Inspired by mother’s name

Sire: Rocknroll Hanover
Dam: White Chocolate (by Presidential Ball)

Owners: Mary Dawson
Trainers: Mary Dawson

114 Races
12 wins
8 Places
10 Shows

Earnings: $67,955.50

Bites: Honeybadgerdontcare

May 28, 2010 – Still Alive
Never Raced? (Still listed on Equibase)
Quarter Horse Gelding (Sorrel) – United States

Name Origin: Inspired by sire’s name, Based on a meme

Sire: Smart Sugar Badger
Dam: One Missing Lynx (by One Gun)

Breeder: David Wallace
Owners:
Trainers:

0 Races
0 wins
0 Places
0 Shows

Earnings: $0

Bites: It’s Got Legs

May 1, 2013 – Still Alive
Raced from 2017 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Gelding (Bay) – England

Name Origin: I hope it does.

Sire: Getaway
Dam: Lady Cadia  (by Cadoudal)

Breeder: Laurldeen Partners
Owners: Galloping On The South Downs Partnership
Trainers: Gary Moore

3 Races
0 wins
1 Places
0 Shows

Earnings: £601

Bites: Sea Bug

May 10, 2008 – Still Alive
Raced from 2014 – Still Actively Racing
Standardbred Pacer Mare (Brown) – United States

Name Origin: Inspired by mother’s name

Sire: Incredible Finale
Dam: Western Shrimp (by Ft Apache Hanover)

Owners: Sunny Ridge Racing
Trainers:

100 Races
14 wins
5 Places
17 Shows

Earnings: $45,376

Bites: Pantyhose

March 27, 2015 – Still Alive
Raced from 2017 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Mare (Chestnut) – United States

Name Origin: Inspired by mother’s name

Notes: Third in the 2017 FTBOA Florida Sire Desert Vixen Stakes

Sire: Awesome of Course
Dam: Garter Belt (by Anasheed)

Breeder: Jacks or Better Farm Inc.
Owners: Jacks or Better Farm Inc.
Trainers: Kenneth Decker

6 Races
0 wins
2 Places
2 Shows

Earnings: $50,200

Bites: Dot Dot Dot Dash

May 10, 2010 – Still Alive
Raced from 2014 – Still Actively Racing
Standardbred Trotter Mare – United States

Name Origin: Unknown

Sire: Classic Photo
Dam: Ringside Gigi (by Giant Victory)

Owners: William C Vandervort Jr
Trainers: Shae Vandervort

89 Races
15 wins
15 Places
16 Shows

Earnings: $362,988

Bites: Puddin Pie

June 6, 2012 – Still Alive
Raced from 2016 – Still Actively Racing
Standardbred Pacer Stallion (Bay) – Canada

Name Origin: Unknown

Sire: Major in Art
Dam: Yankee Promise (by Magical Mike)

Owners: Kathryn J Jewell
Trainers: K Jewell

19 Races
1 wins
7 Places
4 Shows

Earnings: $13,916

Bites: Booyakasha

May 17, 2012 – Still Alive
Raced from 2017 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Gelding (Bay) – England

Name Origin: Unknown

Sire: Presenting
Dam: Land Of Honour (by Supreme Leader)

Breeder: Ms Mags Melody
Owners: Celtic Shamrock Racing
Trainers: Nicky Richards

2 Races
0 wins
0 Places
1 Shows

Earnings: £477

Bites: Sea Tea Dea

April 19, 2014 – Still Alive
Raced from 2016 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Mare (Bay) – England

Name Origin: Unknown

Sire: Archipenko
Dam: Half Sister (by Oratorio)

Breeder: Clive Dennett
Owners: Clive Dennett
Trainers: Anthony Carson

9 Races
1 wins
1 Places
0 Shows

Earnings: £3,997

Bites: Funk Shui

April 12, 2012 – Still Alive
Raced from 2014 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Mare (Chestnut) – United States

Name Origin: Inspired by mother’s name, spoof of the term Feng Shui.

Sire: Bop
Dam: Funky C. P. A. (by  Carnivalay)

Breeder: O’Sullivan Farms LLC
Owners: Jate Gaskins
Trainers: Marshall T. Campbell

30 Races
0 wins
2 Places
5 Shows

Earnings: $15,591