Category: funny horse names

Bites: Pantyhose

March 27, 2015 – Still Alive
Raced from 2017 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Mare (Chestnut) – United States

Name Origin: Inspired by mother’s name

Notes: Third in the 2017 FTBOA Florida Sire Desert Vixen Stakes

Sire: Awesome of Course
Dam: Garter Belt (by Anasheed)

Breeder: Jacks or Better Farm Inc.
Owners: Jacks or Better Farm Inc.
Trainers: Kenneth Decker

6 Races
0 wins
2 Places
2 Shows

Earnings: $50,200

Bites: Dot Dot Dot Dash

May 10, 2010 – Still Alive
Raced from 2014 – Still Actively Racing
Standardbred Trotter Mare – United States

Name Origin: Unknown

Sire: Classic Photo
Dam: Ringside Gigi (by Giant Victory)

Owners: William C Vandervort Jr
Trainers: Shae Vandervort

89 Races
15 wins
15 Places
16 Shows

Earnings: $362,988

Bites: Puddin Pie

June 6, 2012 – Still Alive
Raced from 2016 – Still Actively Racing
Standardbred Pacer Stallion (Bay) – Canada

Name Origin: Unknown

Sire: Major in Art
Dam: Yankee Promise (by Magical Mike)

Owners: Kathryn J Jewell
Trainers: K Jewell

19 Races
1 wins
7 Places
4 Shows

Earnings: $13,916

Bites: Booyakasha

May 17, 2012 – Still Alive
Raced from 2017 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Gelding (Bay) – England

Name Origin: Unknown

Sire: Presenting
Dam: Land Of Honour (by Supreme Leader)

Breeder: Ms Mags Melody
Owners: Celtic Shamrock Racing
Trainers: Nicky Richards

2 Races
0 wins
0 Places
1 Shows

Earnings: £477

Bites: Sea Tea Dea

April 19, 2014 – Still Alive
Raced from 2016 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Mare (Bay) – England

Name Origin: Unknown

Sire: Archipenko
Dam: Half Sister (by Oratorio)

Breeder: Clive Dennett
Owners: Clive Dennett
Trainers: Anthony Carson

9 Races
1 wins
1 Places
0 Shows

Earnings: £3,997

Bites: Funk Shui

April 12, 2012 – Still Alive
Raced from 2014 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Mare (Chestnut) – United States

Name Origin: Inspired by mother’s name, spoof of the term Feng Shui.

Sire: Bop
Dam: Funky C. P. A. (by  Carnivalay)

Breeder: O’Sullivan Farms LLC
Owners: Jate Gaskins
Trainers: Marshall T. Campbell

30 Races
0 wins
2 Places
5 Shows

Earnings: $15,591

Bites: Ilovemints

January 27, 2012 – Still Alive
Raced from 2016 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Mare (Bay) – England

Name Origin: Don’t all horses?

Notes: Steeplechaser

Sire: Kayf Tara
Dam: La Harde (by Valanour)

Breeder: R D & Mrs J S Chugg
Owners: ValueRacingClub.co.uk
Trainers: David Pipe

6 Races
1 wins
0 Places
1 Shows

Earnings: £2,353

Bites: My Fouroone Kplan

April 6, 2013 – Still Alive
Raced from 2016 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Mare (Bay) – United States

Name Origin: I don’t think racehorses make good 401K Plans.

Sire: Run Away and Hide
Dam: Shes in Command (by Shakeel)

Breeder: Darren Dworak
Owners: Gerald W. Butler
Trainers: Gerald W. Butler

23 Races
4 wins
4 Places
4 Shows

Earnings: $56,608

Bites: Romp Face

April 28, 2015 – Still Alive
Raced from 2017 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Mare (Bay) – Japan

Name Origin:

Sire: Tosen Homareboshi
Dam: Belle Femme (by Brian’s Time)

Breeder: Ishida Bokujo

8 Races
1 wins
1 Places
0 Shows

Earnings: 3,270,000 Yen

Bites: The Foozler

February 18, 2013 – Still Alive
Raced from 2017 – Still Actively Racing
Thoroughbred Gelding (Chestnut) – England

Name Origin: Unknown

Sire: Haafhd
Dam: Blades Baby (by Bertolini)

Breeder: David Holgate
Owners: Hedley, Little, Sharkey & Tomkins
Trainers: Peter Niven

4 Races
0 wins
0 Places
0 Shows

Earnings: £0